"That exoskeleton makes me look like a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus." - Dragovic, GSC forums
"I would say we don't need the same kind of democracy like you have in Iraq, to tell you quite honestly." - Vladimir Putin to G. W. Bush
"Men can get pregnant, too. You just need to cum in the right place." - Denis Gennadievich Chernov
"I don't know if I was right or wrong...but I made it. And I guess I should be thankful for that." - Marked One
Jamie1992: Guess what i got!
Siro_Dracosin: A penis?
Jamie1992: Choclate Biscuits
Siro_Dracosin: So you like teh black guyz, don't you?
Jamie1992: Yes, they are very big............FUCK!
Siro_Dracosin: There's nothing wrong with liking it interracial.
Jamie1992: interracial?
Siro_Dracosin: JESUS H. CHRIST!
Siro_Dracosin: LOOK IT UP YOURSELF! >:O
Siro_Dracosin: PEOPLE USUALLY KNOW THESE THINGS!
Jamie1992: SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE AND USE SMALL WORDS >:O
Siro_Dracosin: Fuck dude, I give up with you...
Jamie1992: means i like multiple race people right?
Siro_Dracosin: Go to www.google.com
Jamie1992: ...
Siro_Dracosin: Go to google and look for the definition there.
Siro_Dracosin: And tell me you have safesearch turned off.
Jamie1992: search?
Jamie1992: what wikipedia?
Siro_Dracosin: JUST GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK UP INTERRACIAL!
Siro_Dracosin: And dear God, PLEASE let Jamie's Safe Search settings be turned off.
Siro_Dracosin: Penis-monkeys!
Jamie1992: so?
Siro_Dracosin: ...wearing Penis sneakers on penis island near the area of the continent of penis while fucking with their penises, throwing penis-shaped invisible penis-poo at random penises in random directions while flying around a giant penis on the planet Cock.
Jamie1992: Theres alot of penis going on here.
- ☭ Jamie1992 ☭ -: Man, i need something to play.
Siro_Dracosin: Play my penis.
Siro_Dracosin: Like a violin.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: WTF the console came up saying destroying level
Siro_Dracosin: ...
Siro_Dracosin: MY MIND POWERS! THEY WORK!
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: LOL...no they dont
Siro_Dracosin: Yes they do. This just proved it.
Siro_Dracosin: I was trying to make your game end.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: no you never
Siro_Dracosin: I never what?
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: you know exactly what
Siro_Dracosin: Sexed some menz?
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: ...
Siro_Dracosin: In that case you're wro....RIGHT!
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: ...yeah *moves away quite quickly*
Siro_Dracosin: Dude.
Siro_Dracosin: Go to this site.
Siro_Dracosin: http://www.penisland.net/
Jamie1992: O_O
Jamie1992: HELL NO!
Siro_Dracosin: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I SWEAR!!
Siro_Dracosin: IT'S PEN ISLAND, NOT PENIS LAND I SWEAR! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!
Jamie1992: Lol, Bas-ass.
Jamie1992: Its a fish.
Siro_Dracosin: Really?
Jamie1992: Yus, for real i swear.
Jamie1992: :S
Jamie1992: Okayz, i admit it's a joke.
Jamie1992: :D
Siro_Dracosin: ...
Siro_Dracosin: I actually went to Wikipedia, you wanker. XD
Jamie1992: LOLOLOL.
Jamie1992: Now thats some funny shit.
Siro_Dracosin: You sissy-man. :P
- ☭ Jamie1992 ☭ -: Pfft, im a muscular motherfucker.
Siro_Dracosin: And I'm not?
- ☭ Jamie1992 ☭ -: Or atleast, so im told, and yes you are, but i don't call you a sissy, mainly because you have guns, but also because i love you.
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I AM RUSSIAN THUNDAH!
All tragedies are shared. Don't forget our heroes. Remember the veterans of Chechnya, Afghanistan, Georgia, Beslan, and WWII.
My AK-74M, all-Russian, bought in Moscow.
Screens of the Stalker movie I'm hoping to finish August next year:
I f#cking love this song:
Awesome mix of an amazing song (Original = Zombie/In your Head - Cranberries):
Me taking up dare and draining a liter bottle of Russian Standart.
Kickass STALKER music video (Lumen - Thee Paths):
A STALKER fan-movie I made with a friend:
Bio:
Siro is a Russian guy currently stuck in Norway. Norway is a sad, depressing, expensive-ass place, hence why he wants to get out as soon as he can. Stalker is one of his most favorite games, which is why he creates skins and many other interesting things for Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky. At the moment, Siro is not making any new material due to his computer being a burned-out husk of malfunctioning shit and his lack of teh moneyz to be able to buy a new PC.
A fervent and vocal Russian nationalist, Siro never wastes on opportunity to correct most of Western society's incorrect stereotypes and pre-conceived notions about Russia. Make "in Soviet Russia, something somethings YOU!" jokes, talk about how cold Russia is, how bad Russian military is, and ask whether the Russian army still uses AK-47's in front of him at your own risk.
He is also a moderator on the official GSC forum, so behave when you go there or else he will smite you with his giant bellend of justice.
The Stalker movie has been put on hold.
Any further skins have been put on hold.
Stories and other written projects have been (partially) continued (this includes "The Story of the Man She Loved" on GSC forum)
Infested City mod has been put on hold.
Own love life has been put on hold.
And now for something more serious.
Georgia was NOT a "Russian Invasion." The West, including America and Europe have a deep-rooted hatred for Russia, which they try to justify any way they can. The surrounding of Russia by NATO and the PR campaign painting Russia as an invader is wrong and unjustified. NATO-backed Georgia launched an offensive campaign of aggression in August against South Ossetia, killing 600 civilians before Russian forces reacted a day later and pushed out the Georgian forces, who were committing acts of genocide. You will never hear of this story in America. Russian action was not "unjustified." When Serbian forces massacre Kosovars, you hear about it and Kosovo gets its independence from a nation that attempted to wipe out this group of people. When a NATO-supported country does the same exact thing, you never hear about it, instead the defender of the defenseless is painted a villain. To all post-Soviet countries: Throw your hatred for Russia away, no one was responsible for the Soviet Union. Russia suffered under Soviet Oppression, too.
Here is the truth behind the conflict, thanks to BBC. (part 1)