Ungratefuls. AWPs don't grow on trees you know. Unless it's an AWP tree. But what are the chances? I mean, sure, a Scout tree, maybe. But an AWP tree? I think not.

-Necrosis, Live from pwnage.tv

Necrosis: I like how the Blizzard Downloader gives you a warning like, "Oh shit! You have a firewall!! Bad! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!"

Stephen Colbert: I know

Necrosis: "If we ever catch you using one of those things ever again! You will be soooo fucked!"

Stephen Colbert: "How about you just delete all your anti-virus / firewall programes and install Norton, we heard it's great"

Necrosis: "What could possibly go wrong? We ARE Blizzard Entertainment Inc. after all."

Stephen Colbert: "We will not instaill trace-trojans in your computer... [small][small][small][small]You have to read the Rules of Agreement first, then we can![/small][/small][/small][/small]"

Necrosis: Hmm. Let's scan the computer with AVG! Viruses Found: 2,384,204 Initiating Quarintine of Infected Files

Necrosis: QTF!!?!?!? WoW is gone!!

[17:42] TimeParadoX: you tried to shave your pubs?

[17:42] Swamp56: o.o

[17:43] TimeParadoX: [quote]That's called razor burn >.<

I tried the same, and got the same result >.>[/quote]

[17:43] Swamp56: 90% of boys try that <.<

[17:43] TimeParadoX: try to shave their pubs or get razor burn?

[17:43] Swamp56: both

[17:43] Swamp56: :S

[17:43] TimeParadoX: Also, why specific percentage? You know 90% of the world's boys?

[17:43] TimeParadoX: You pedophile...

Stephen Colbert: FOREST FIRE, FOREST FIRE!
Stephen Colbert: call 119!
Necrosis: 119?
Stephen Colbert: 199*
Necrosis: 199?
Necrosis: /calls
Stephen Colbert: 991?
Necrosis: almost there
Stephen Colbert: 9..1...9?
Necrosis: close
Stephen Colbert: 912?
Necrosis: kinda closer
Stephen Colbert: 913?
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Necrosis: lower
Stephen Colbert: 899?
Necrosis: higher
Stephen Colbert: 999?
Necrosis: lower
Stephen Colbert: 1?
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Stephen Colbert: 2?
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Stephen Colbert: 3?
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Stephen Colbert: 4?
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Stephen Colbert: 5?
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Stephen Colbert: 6?
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Stephen Colbert: 7?
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Stephen Colbert: 9?
Necrosis: higher
Stephen Colbert: 10?
Necrosis: higher

[hours later]

Stephen Colbert: 911?
Necrosis: ooooh yeah baby, just like that
Stephen Colbert: oh yeah!

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: dude.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: I gotta fill out this shit.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: lol

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: less distractions = better shit filling out-age

Stephen Colbert: put your age as

Stephen Colbert: 1337

Stephen Colbert: I put 01-3-37

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: 'Cos you were totally born in 1937... assssss...... lol.

Stephen Colbert: I am

Stephen Colbert: I' remember when there was-has-been about 30-ot years ago...

Stephen Colbert: There be something called... Radios

Stephen Colbert: It was very,very high tec.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: Bitch.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: They had tv's 30 years ago.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: hahah.

Stephen Colbert: You're a liar, no they didn't.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: 1978?

Stephen Colbert: No

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: Yeah....

Stephen Colbert: 1968

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: lol.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: I hate talking to you.

Stephen Colbert: See!

Stephen Colbert points at the calender.

CrOssBowEd_LoBstEr: hahaha.

Stephen Colbert: You must have traveled back in time, Scotty.

Stephen Colbert: Did your pops' leave you that there Corvette?

Stephen Colbert: It has this here, Time Machine, in the dash board.

Necrosis: Peewee in a Snake?

Stephen Colbert: on*

Stephen Colbert: he's fucking it.

Necrosis: In. He was swallowed by one.

Necrosis: Sexy.

Necrosis: Mmm.

Necrosis masturbates.

Necrosis: Yeah...

Necrosis: That's right

Necrosis: Oooh

Necrosis: Just like that babe

Necrosis air humps.

Necrosis: Ah.

Necrosis: Yeah!

Necrosis: OOOh!

Necrosis: JUST

Necrosis: LIKE

Necrosis: THAT

Necrosis cums.

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Stephen Colbert: I can't talk

Stephen Colbert: these bitches be in mah house

Necrosis: ah

Necrosis: well throw them out!

Stephen Colbert: they be fat bitches

Necrosis: IN THE NAME OF YOUR FUHRER BE GONE WITH THEM!

Stephen Colbert: MAN THE HARPOONS!

Necrosis: THIRTY DEGREES NORTH! DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!

Stephen Colbert: GO GO GO

Stephen Colbert: Captain, we've seem to hit a whale!

Stephen Colbert: OUR HULLS HAVE BEEN BREACHED!

Necrosis: Well scrape off Black Hole's e-girl and be on with ye!!!

Stephen Colbert: CAPTAIN, OUR SHIP IS SEAKING

Stephen Colbert: WHAT DO WE DO?

Necrosis: WE BE IN A SUBMARINE!

Necrosis: ITS SUPPOSED TO SINK

Stephen Colbert: OUR HULLS ARE STILL BREACHED THOUGH!

Stephen Colbert: WHAT DO WE DO?

Necrosis: MOVE EVERY ZIG!!

Stephen Colbert: WE CAN'T CAPTAIN!

Stephen Colbert: OUR PHASERS HAVE BEEN SHUT OFFLINE!

Necrosis: WHAT YOU SAY!?

Stephen Colbert: OUR PHASERS ARE OFFLINE, SIR!

Necrosis: WHAT!?

Stephen Colbert: WHAT DO WE DO NOW SIR? WE'RE GOING TO BE SUNK WITHIN A FEW MINUTES!

Necrosis: I HAVE A PLAN!

Stephen Colbert: WHAT IS IT, CAPTAIN?

Necrosis: LET'S SPLIT UP, GANG!

Stephen Colbert: BUT...

Stephen Colbert: JOHNSON TOOK A SHIT IN OUR SUITS YESTERDAY

Stephen Colbert: WE HAVE NO ESCAPE ROUTES EITHER!

Necrosis: *pops a Mento* It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life!

Stephen Colbert: Yes, Mentos! Good idea, Captain!

Stephen Colbert: MAN THE HARPOONS WITH MENTOS!

Necrosis: Oh ah yes! Mentos! Indeed..

Stephen Colbert: FUCK!

Stephen Colbert: CAPTAIN, OUR MENTOS DESOLVED IN THE WATER!

Necrosis: IMPOSSIBLE!

Stephen Colbert: LOOK OUT THE WINDOW SIR! APPARENTLY SOMEONE MIXED THE SEA WATER WITH COCA-COLA!

Stephen Colbert: WE'RE RISING!

Stephen Colbert: WE MADE IT!

Stephen Colbert: Hurray, Captain! WE MADE IT TO THE TOP!

Necrosis: AH, TIS THE LIFE OF A PIRATE THAT BE SO FUF.... Wait a minute!

Necrosis: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SEA LION! GET BACK IN THE SUBMARINE!!

Stephen Colbert: HOLY SHIT! THE FAT WHALE IS HERE TOO!

Stephen Colbert: MAN THE HARPOONS WITH A SALAD, IT'LL SCARE IT AWAY!

Fallen.^[Balloons <3]: Hmmmm... Who's 2 years should I recap first?

Stephen Colbert: THE FUCKING BLINDDOG!

Stephen Colbert: BITCHES

Fallen.^[Balloons <3]: O,o

Stephen Colbert: Guy: "So blind dog, what did you see 2 years ago?"

Stephen Colbert: Blind dog: "NOTHING"

Stephen Colbert: If I tell you...

Stephen Colbert: do not share or I will have to rape you.

FPSB | BlackHoleSon: ok i wont share it.

Stephen Colbert: PINKY SWEAR?!

Stephen Colbert holds his pinky out.

FPSB | BlackHoleSon: yes -entwines pinkies-

Stephen Colbert: lol fag

Stephen Colbert: only fags pinky swear