Customization/Dev Skills: 3D Animation, 3D Art & Rendering, Coding/Scripting, Concept Art, Graphic Design, Modelling, Motion Graphics, Project Management, Texturing, Video Production
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, GameCube, PlayStation 2, Game Boy Color, Nintendo 64
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."
-Portal
"Take your penis out and get up and walk by her. Smack her in the face with it as nonchalantly as you can. Apologize and then wait, she will come to you because women are hardwired to seek a cock that has face-slapped them." -neonominator
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